HIKING=HELL

I hate Hiking I despise it.

(Ryanne/Nicole @ Angles Landing Zion Nat. Park)

I have zero desire to do it.

(Ryanne/Charlie-Subway, Zion Nat Park)

I swear in my head with almost every single step.
(Ryanne/Jon-Angels Landing, Zion Nat Park)

Getting to the top and looking out means nothing to me because I hated every second of getting there... no matter what they say- to me, ITS NEVER WORTH IT!!

I hate having to catch my breath like a 98 year old smoker

(Ryanne- Weeping Rock, Zion Nat Park)

I hate getting red in the face and watching my foot placement so I don't biff it over some branch or rock or skeleton from the last hiker that didn't make it.

(Ryanne- Valley of Fire, NV)

I hate it all. No matter who, what, where, when or why.

(Ryanne-Arches Nat Park-Moab UT)

But I go. I do. I see. I breath. I stop. I get red in the face. I trip over rocks.

I swear in my head.