Monday is the perfect day of the week to vent about things that make you CRAZY!

the little things that get under my skin and could instantly turn my fine-decent-uncomplicated-easy-pleasant Monday morning into a seething pit of black anger!
BUT
while this normally bugs me... today this cracked me up into a hysterical laughter that caused tears in my eyes, sore cheeks from such a tight smile/laugh while enduring looks on others faces that made me think THEY were thinking "OH wow- I'm pretty sure this girl is having a psychotic break... should i call someone or should i just pretend nothing is happening and walk away" - but i digress...

SO

I don't know if this has ever happened to you.

Your standing in line waiting to get on the elevator. you push the button. the doors open and BAM out of nowhere any number of people DASH into the elevator all but shoving you out of the way.

OR

Your inside the elevator (music playing) and *ding* you reach your floor and the doors slowly open and the instant there is at least 3 inches of space in the opening of the doors , someone is shoving there way in , before you get a chance to even to move!

OR

As you are stepping out right as someone steps in and you both get smooshed in the opening !!

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ELEVATOR ETIQUETTE !!! ???

Every time i see this occur or end up massaging elevator door marks off my arm ...

I cant help but laugh to myself... well until my psychotic break anyways.

As I look at my blog I realize I don’t post as often as I could(or as often as silly ideas pop into my mind.) BUT its Wednesday and its time again for .....

{1} If you could choose a Super Power, what would it be?
Lets forever set aside the image of me in spandex and a cape. Never. Gunn’a. Happen! (Although I am having flashes of awesome future Halloween costumes! ! ! –You have been warned) As far as super powers are concerned, how cool would it be to just freeze time! *freeze* and put a banana peel under someone’s walking foot *unfreeze* and giggle as they biff it on the sidewalk. *freeze* put a pie inches away from someone’s face *unfreeze* giggle as a cream pie smashed into their face! … The more I go on, the more I sound like a villin *cue evil cackle*

{2} what would be your first frivolous purchase if you were awarded a million dollars tomorrow? (And don't say "that's not a lot of money", it sounds pretentious) I would buy a completely over the top shinny new convertible sports car. Doesn’t matter what type or style… I would just want the one that people would look at and think to themselves- “wow! Nice car! I wish I could take a test drive in that!!! Ohh and that sexy blond behind the wheel doesn’t look that bad either"

{3} What would be the hardest current luxury for you to give up?
Air Conditioning. When the weather here in the desert gets hot enough to cook an egg on the sidewalk, nothing feels as good as blasting the AC in your card and jamming out to some ABBA song, or walking into an air conditioned building with sweat dripping off your face. I shed a little tear of sadness for those that are unaware of the wonderful bliss that is a blast of arctic air in the middle of summertime.

{4} If you were given a choice between being given great wisdom and great wealth, which would you choose?
Wealth!!!! Besides, with all the money and life experiences I could have I could become wise and knowledgeable. Money, money, moooooney-Mo-knee! ;)

{5} If you were to be stranded on a deserted island for 100 days what 5 THINGS would you pack?
This questions was EASY!!! I would spend the rest of my life on any island !!!
1. Swimsuit (as “deserted” as this island might claim to be, I still have my decency)
2. Hammock (never leave home without it!)
3. Pinicolata ingredients (Virgin of course- but cold, frosty, coconutty, pinapple-ee goodness)
4. Trash magazines. (Toss me a people, star, us weekly, or even and enquirer and I’ll be set!)
5. Scuba diving equipment. (Because the only thing equal to the cozy awesomeness of a deserted island is the quiet peace and beauty that is coral reefs under the sea [hope that song gets stuck in your head)

We Want To Know Wednesdays!

My friend Erin turned my on to this new site where they play "We Want To Know Wednesday" So I am going to play along!

{1} what game shows have you always thought you could be on and totally WIN!

Well ... I could TOTALLY win "the Newlywed game" ... but since i am lacking a piece of that puzzle currently( a husband) , I will go with my next option- The Price Is Right! Who wouldn’t want to win a washer/dryer combo, a boat and a log cabin in the woods of the Alaskan wilderness? Plus the wheel ? HECK YES! sign me up! force me to stand in line and be giddy and giggly until the loud voice from above says "Come OoooN DOWN!"

{2} Do you have a tattoo(s)? What are they and what made you chose them? If not, would you get one, yes/no/why? The large panther that covers my back from my thigh to my ear isn’t a dead giveaway of my amazing ink skillz? (with a "Z" because that’s how us cool kids roll) But really, since my mom doesnt read my blog, and Im pretty sure she suspects it anywys... Yes. I have scared my body with the perminent ink. Stupid choice? probubly. Does any one know I have one? very few people(now at least 5 new people- who should probubly keep it to themselves to avoid having my mother speed over to my house and hack a chunk of inked-skin off my body)

{3} what is your favorite piece of jewelry that you own?

I have a simple black beaded long necklace that goes with everything. It was about $7 at Wal-Mart. Thats it. Its easy and classic and go with everything. Enough said.

{4} what is your driving pet peeve(s)?
You can ask my sister, my roommate and pretty much any one that rides in a vehicle with me.

1) I hate break happy drivers. 2) I hate people that go 10 under the speed limit blocking you off. 3) I hate people that drive slow until you try to pass them and then suddenly they feel as if they can go 65 in a school zone. The list goes on and on.

{5} what was your favorite sitcom growing up that you wish was still on?

I loved Full house. The comedy of Bob Saget. The sex appeal of Uncle Jessie (remember the music video he made???? I DO! For your viewing pleasure -->

http://www.myspace.com/video/becki/jesse-and-the-rippers/3777966

The fashion of Stephanie and D.J.. The crazy neighbor. Ahhh what a great show where all family problems are easily solved in 30 min of TV gold.

HIKING=HELL

I hate Hiking I despise it.

(Ryanne/Nicole @ Angles Landing Zion Nat. Park)

I have zero desire to do it.

(Ryanne/Charlie-Subway, Zion Nat Park)

I swear in my head with almost every single step.
(Ryanne/Jon-Angels Landing, Zion Nat Park)

Getting to the top and looking out means nothing to me because I hated every second of getting there... no matter what they say- to me, ITS NEVER WORTH IT!!

I hate having to catch my breath like a 98 year old smoker

(Ryanne- Weeping Rock, Zion Nat Park)

I hate getting red in the face and watching my foot placement so I don't biff it over some branch or rock or skeleton from the last hiker that didn't make it.

(Ryanne- Valley of Fire, NV)

I hate it all. No matter who, what, where, when or why.

(Ryanne-Arches Nat Park-Moab UT)

But I go. I do. I see. I breath. I stop. I get red in the face. I trip over rocks.

I swear in my head.