Monday is the perfect day of the week to vent about things that make you CRAZY!

the little things that get under my skin and could instantly turn my fine-decent-uncomplicated-easy-pleasant Monday morning into a seething pit of black anger!
BUT
while this normally bugs me... today this cracked me up into a hysterical laughter that caused tears in my eyes, sore cheeks from such a tight smile/laugh while enduring looks on others faces that made me think THEY were thinking "OH wow- I'm pretty sure this girl is having a psychotic break... should i call someone or should i just pretend nothing is happening and walk away" - but i digress...

SO

I don't know if this has ever happened to you.

Your standing in line waiting to get on the elevator. you push the button. the doors open and BAM out of nowhere any number of people DASH into the elevator all but shoving you out of the way.

OR

Your inside the elevator (music playing) and *ding* you reach your floor and the doors slowly open and the instant there is at least 3 inches of space in the opening of the doors , someone is shoving there way in , before you get a chance to even to move!

OR

As you are stepping out right as someone steps in and you both get smooshed in the opening !!

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ELEVATOR ETIQUETTE !!! ???

Every time i see this occur or end up massaging elevator door marks off my arm ...

I cant help but laugh to myself... well until my psychotic break anyways.