I work for a Dr that drinks Diet coke like an average human inhales oxygen. the same Dr that hangs a black "bahumbug" stocking out side of his office shockingly sets up a Christmas tree every single year.

If you look very closely you will notice that the ornaments are not little angles, or anything the average person would use...

but instead something a little similar to that found in a trailer park in Alabama

My own special touch was a hidden Diet Dr Pepper (my drink of choice)

when he finally realized it was up there he smiled and said "how dare you!" - Merry Christmas!